My newborn son pooped. This wouldn't be news except, he had some tummy issues this weekend. Oh and with this particular poop, during his diaper change, he apparently kicked his foot into it and then kicked his foot onto his face leaving a nice poop smear.
All wasn't that terrible as DH said he then peed and his stream shot straight to his face as if he was trying to wash off the pee.
Naturally a bath was called for.