DH has lost his wallet again.
It's gotten so bad, we now even ask our daughter where she put the items. We get a 40% correct response rate. The other 60% of the time she thinks we are offering her the item.
He will note that although he is absentminded, he usually found the items, with my help, pre-TG. Well, to date, post-TG, we've lost the car key fob that costs $75 freaking dollars, 3-4 ATM cards, his wallet several times, his gym lock and who knows what else.
I have decided he is getting an early Father's present. It's a doodad that tracks 6 items. That should be enough for his keys, remote, wallet, etc... The best thing about this doodad so say the ads and reviews is that each fob can track all 6 items. The likelihood he loses a fob or two is high but 6? Come on. DH, that's not a challenge.