I love my husband. I do. On occasion, however, he does things that drive me absolutely batty. It's not his fault though. I'm sure in God's sense of humor, the things that make my husband attractive to me in a way also cause him to be quite annoying at times. I'm sure it's the same for DH.
Here is an example of what annoys me. It's 7am & TG has woken up cranky. She's crying and needs a diaper change. I need to get ready to go to work. I've just finished breastfeeding but she's still a bit fussy. I've had to go to the bathroom for the last hour but breastfeeding takes priority. I figure, I'll change her diaper, hopefully she'll feel better and I can run to the bathroom. I get up to grab a diaper and some wipes. DH jostles awake and looks at me.
I say, "Good morning. She needs a diaper change." His response without blinking, "I need to pee."
Ok, I honestly don't think that he's saying this to get out of changing her diaper. I think he's just a 'put mask on self first' type of person.
I go back to changing her diaper while he slowly stretches and gets out of bed.
In my mind, I'm thinking, I have a crying baby and a full bladder. Is it necessary for him to tell me that he has to go to the bathroom? "Hear ye! Hear ye! Thy man is in needed to relieve thyself! Send out banns!" I'm fairly certain everyone in the room, including our dog, has to go to the bathroom at this very moment.
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