One last thing, never ever eat an apple while talking to your brother, laughing hysterically while discussing the subject of gas.
Holy crap, apple bits down the wrong pipe is not funny yet when you're sitting next to your brother talking about gas, it seems to be.
I think I really scared my brother and mother. Tears were streaming through my eyes and I couldn't breathe but figured if I could cough, laugh and burp, I'd be okay eventually.
Hope you weren't too scared Bean.
At one point, I burped out something that sounded like Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah!