Bean, this week you officially become a fetus.
We're not sure what to call you now. Bean seems appropriate still. We tried fetus but that sounds like cletus and with apologies to real 'cletus'', that's just not the name we want associated with you.
Mom: What about Feet? Foot? How's Foot? Good. Foot wants ice cream.
Dad: I see nothing wrong with the name we have now.
So for now, we're keeping Bean. When a name fits, it fits. And I'm not just saying that because, well, mom's been a bit gassy.