"You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every atom of your existence and I divide them." -- Doctor Who, Rose to the Dalek Emperor
"You are so drunk." -- The Office, Jim to Pam after she fell off the bar stool at Chili's
"Are you kidding? If you really want the details, I'll write you a report." -- 24, Chloe to Miles after leaving the ladies room.
"You were steering with a paperplate, but you did get some of the turns right." -- My Name is Earl, Randy driving a drunk Joy home.
"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend (pause) and you've never watched "Star Trek"?" -- Extras, Patrick Stewart to Andy
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