Monday, May 23, 2005

Dear CTU Employees:

Dear CTU Employees:

1. Do you even have a break room? No one eats at CTU. They don’t take breaks. They don’t have hour lunches. I suppose they don’t follow the standard government agency union rules.

2. Do CTU employees have mandatory ‘team-builder’ outings? I’m not talking about the kind where you collaboratively make a boat out of logs. I’m referring to the hokey bowling/tennis/softball/company picnic outings that HR feels will build strong social bonds between co-workers. It seems like the geek squad at CTU may benefit from a few hours out in the sun and away from their monitors.

3. Finally, your health benefits must include a kick ass mental health program. If not, I think you guys should petition for one.


A concerned citizen

P.S. Keep up the good work and don’t forget to change your passcodes!