Friday, March 18, 2005

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"It was a yellow, plush, child's toy banana," Petrone said. "It had a smiley face on it." -- Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr., Greenwich CT Police.

When I read this, I thought of Johnny Carson and the flasher skit. Moment of silence for Mr. Carson, folks..................

On a technical note, is it considered flashing if you're fully clothed but exposing a 'banana' boner?