Wednesday, February 23, 2005

What makes it organic?

Lrudlrick: What do you mean you have no soda?

Waitress: We are trying to instill a healthy lifestyle. We have an assortment of carbonated organic beverages if you prefer.

Lrudlrick: Ah... No thanks.

...after dinner...

Pantrygirl: What is on your dessert menu?

Waitress: We've got an organic non-dairy strawberry ice cream.

Pantrygirl: Ah... No thanks.

Pantrygirl: whispering How can it be ice cream if there is no dairy?

Lrudlrick: I need a Diet Peach Snapple.