Waitress: We are trying to instill a healthy lifestyle. We have an assortment of carbonated organic beverages if you prefer.
Lrudlrick: Ah... No thanks.
Pantrygirl: What is on your dessert menu?
Waitress: We've got an organic non-dairy strawberry ice cream.
Pantrygirl: Ah... No thanks.
Pantrygirl: whispering How can it be ice cream if there is no dairy?
Lrudlrick: I need a Diet Peach Snapple.