"How can you be freaking out about ordering Chinese food? You're asian." -- Colleague to Chinese not Chinese co-worker.
CnC:"I'm on a diet. I don't eat fried foods until the weekend."
pantrygirl:"So you eat anything you want that isn't fried during the week and then eat fried foods on the weekend?"
CnC:"Yes."
Opus Dei:"Does that work?"
CnC:"No, cause I eat enough fried foods on Saturday and Sunday to make up for the lack of during the week."
pantrygirl:"Ok. Good luck with that. Should be a NYT best seller."
