Friday, November 19, 2004

Happy Happy Happy. Everybody Happy.

Signs your building is nuts:

1. Committees up the wazoo

    Samples include: 

  • Individual Washing Machine Committee

  • Laundry Room Committee

  • Gym Committee

  • Newsletter Committee

  • Itty Bitty Ninny Committee

2.  Safety Meetings with Local Law Enforcement turns into gripe of

  • why are kids playing ball in the park at night

  • why are kids skateboarding and bicycling around the park entrance

  • why are boys hanging out in front of the girls high school after school

3.  Requests for work must come in triplicate form*

    I just received a memo that quadruplet forms are the new

4.  Socials and yes, the building has several socials must be
non-denominational events

    Hence the December get together cannot be called Kwanzaa,
Christmas, Hanukkah or any other affiliated event.

    Forget about the star cookies I hoped to bake.