Signs your building is nuts:
1. Committees up the wazoo
Samples include:
- Individual Washing Machine Committee
- Laundry Room Committee
- Gym Committee
- Newsletter Committee
- Itty Bitty Ninny Committee
2. Safety Meetings with Local Law Enforcement turns into gripe of
- why are kids playing ball in the park at night
- why are kids skateboarding and bicycling around the park entrance
- why are boys hanging out in front of the girls high school after school
3. Requests for work must come in triplicate form*
I just received a memo that quadruplet forms are the new
forms.
4. Socials and yes, the building has several socials must be
non-denominational events
Hence the December get together cannot be called Kwanzaa,
Christmas, Hanukkah or any other affiliated event.
Forget about the star cookies I hoped to bake.