Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Do not make me Pong your ass

The first rule of MahJong Fight Club is - you do not talk about MahJong Fight Club.

The second rule of MahJong Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about MahJong Fight Club even in Cantonese.

Third rule of MahJong Fight Club, someone yells "Ho Yeah!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

Fourth rule, only four guys to a fight. No partnering.

Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule, no "bai sea", no "sea fut loong".

Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at MahJong Fight Club, you have to fight. Cheat cards are to your right, Gwai lo.