Not to be rude but I had to use the bathroom.
In my new office, we don't have single bathrooms. We share a three
stall bathroom with the lab rats that work by the bathroom. Yes, my
bathroom is in a conjoined building. I'll be in big trouble, the day I
need to use the facilities quicker than I can get there.
So I put my key in just as a toilet flushes. I open the door just as a
stall door opens. It's a lab rat girl. She looks at me and runs out
of the bathroom, without washing her hands!
OMG! Aren't there rules about this stuff? She's probably working
on the cure for cancer and she contaminating the specimens!