pg: frickin planning my days around when i can go pick up the
speciality dog food from the vet.
my pets are spoiled.
muthafunga: and the dog ice cream
pg: oh, bought that already.
but they ran out of the peanut butter flavored.
had to pick up vanilla.
my next life, i need to be a dog to someone like me.
muthafunga: kobe calf
funny thing is.. your kids won't be seeing the light of day
pg: they'll be nocturnal.
