Thursday, September 30, 2004

My skirt is Magellan.

Why does my skirt always circumnavigate me when I'm walking?

Doesn't matter if skirt is an A-Line, Pleated or Fluted.

No, the skirt is the right size. It's not too small or too big.

Why is it I'm the only one with this problem? I don't see other New Yorkers walking around with their skirt spinning around their waist like a Hulahoop.

For a while, I thought it might be my hips and so I purposely walked very straight, no side to side movements, no underroos butt jiggling. [Not that I do that purposely.]

All that gave me was a stiff neck and more cab rides.